😂 "CORKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT"
—The official motto of:
Woodturners who flirted with too-thin walls (RIP, that vase).
Wine enthusiasts (when the bottle said "earthy notes" and meant betrayal).
Chaos itself (you poked it… it poked back with splinters).
The Lesson:
Cork is just tree skin with trust issues.
"Found out" is code for "now I have a new texturing technique… unintentionally."
The universe rewards boldness… with quirky scars and a great story.
("I meant to do that" — every artisan, ever, holding a frankenstein project with pride.)
🔨 "PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN INTERESTING PRIZES."
(…but the prizes make better trophies anyway.)
(Also: Is this a woodworking confession or a life philosophy? Porque no los dos?)
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